Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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