your parents love me but you hate me
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just found a bag of teeth...
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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