Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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