So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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