Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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