Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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