We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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