She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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