Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I have fence marks all over my body
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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