just tell him i said nine months
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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