I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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