What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
My breasts were aching with rage.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
MIDGETS
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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