so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He has the fingertips of a God
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