they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I will pee on everything he values.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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