she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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