He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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