where does the pee come out of this thing
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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