$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I enjoy the company of your penis
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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