Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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