he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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