false alarm. still invincible.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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