Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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