go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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