Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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