Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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