that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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