For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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