At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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