So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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