I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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