So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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