I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
