The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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