dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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