do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Randomize
