All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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