I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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