Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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