I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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