I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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