Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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