you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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