Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
