I think im going to throw up on grandma
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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