you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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