Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
As shirtless as possible
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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