Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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