I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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