I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Watching her eat just hurts me
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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