He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
