Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.

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(703): View more from Virginia

The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."

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(313): View more from Michigan

awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them

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(925): View more from California

Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.

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(708): View more from Illinois

this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick

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(928): View more from Arizona

No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.

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(406): View more from Montana

That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...

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