You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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